***Kesinambungan cerita entry sebelom ni... hahaha..............

Top reasons why ladies today are still single??

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have No money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think
we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,
don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat
nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some
money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST
MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest
in us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN? 




"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our
job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into
something you'd like to have dinner with."

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN
HANDLE IT!!

cerita ni buat aku terSENTUH...(sob..sob...sob...)

#Seorang ibu duduk termenung d ruang tamu dgn Nokia 3310 d tgn....

Nak, hari ni hari ibu kan? Mama tggu kau call. Biarpun mama x reti sgt tp sms pun jadila. Kalau kredit kau teda,x pa la mama phm jg tu.

Hari tu time hari lahir mama, kau call/sms pun tidak. Kau pergi mana? Kau sihat? Kau baik2 ja ba kan d sna? Mama risau.

Harap2 raya tahun ni kau balik la ya. Sdah lebih 10 thn kau x plg.
Mama hrp sgt thn ni kau dpt la balik. Tp kalau x dpt jg,x pa la mama phm jg tu.

Nak, mama x mnta apa pun dr kau. Duit lg la jauh skali. Mama ingt lg thn lps,mama miskol nombor kau tp kau sms balik kau ckp kau byk mau guna duit. Bkn itu yg mama mau nak, mama cuma mau kau call mama balik. Tp x pa la mama phm jg tu.

Jgn la kau risau psl mama d cni mama kau ni sihat ja, nak. Cuma mama pesan, kau jgn lah lupa diri d cna. Ingat tuhan, ingat keluarga. Kalau kau lupa mama, x pa mama phm jg tu tp jgn la kau lupa agama kau. Kalaulah betul kau sdah bekeluarga d sna,mama doakan moga kamu anak beranak bahagia dan sihat selalu. Namakan anakmu nama yg elok2 ya.

Ingat nak, kau x call, kau x plg, x pa mama phm jg tu. Tp nnt satu hari bila mama sdah teda, kau balik la jenguk kuburan mama ya. Teringin sgt mama mau dgr kau baca Al-Fatihah. Masih kau ingat lg kan segala ayat suci Quran yg mama ajar? Kalau kau dah lupa, x pa la mama phm jg tu tp plg la ya...

Kalau kau x jg plg smpai bila2, asal ja kau tahu, kau la satu2nya anak mama yg paling mama syg dunia akhirat. Kau lah segalanya, nak. Mama minta ampun minta maaf kalau mama pernah lukakan hati kau. Mama jg manusia,pernah buat silap dan apa yg mama mahu,hanya yg terbaik utk anak mama.

Ketahui la nak, mgkn kita x berjumpa d dunia, tp nnt d akhirat kita pasti akan jmpa jg....

Mama syg kamu!




***Note : Hargailah sesuatu itu sebelum KEHILANGANnya.... :'(